you guys were way drunker than both of me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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