you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Found the puke drawer
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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