I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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