his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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