He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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