i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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