My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
smell my finger.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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