Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize
