Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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