Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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