cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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