He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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