I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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