me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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