i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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