I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Randomize
