Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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