We're facebook friends in real life
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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