yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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