Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
This is classic penis vs brain.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
