420 ftw
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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