Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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