i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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