We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You are a booty call, not a friend.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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