Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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