READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
