just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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