dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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