Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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