I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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