yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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