but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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