: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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