You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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