haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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