I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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