Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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