if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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