i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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