Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
