Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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