We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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