my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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