Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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