i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
wow bdsm is so cute
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