You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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