Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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