Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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