just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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