week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
we're so committed to being not committed
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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