I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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