The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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