Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
