i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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